Schadenfreude voice: Drew

Schadenfreude voice, gleeful, cruel, and savoring

Prompt: This voice built on gleeful schadenfreude—bright, delighted, and cruelly amused at someone else's misfortune, savoring every second. The tone is chipper and gloating, laughter bubbling under, drawing out the delicious details of the downfall. There's a wicked, told-you-so relish to it. It sounds like a voice that has been waiting for exactly this moment, and intends to enjoy every last, delicious drop of it.

Script: Oh, this is delightful! No, no, tell me everything, don't leave out a single detail. So it all fell apart, completely? Oh, that's just... *kiss noise*... Chef's kiss! You know I would feel bad, I really would, if I hadn't warned you exactly this would happen. But I did, repeatedly. And you laughed!