Slick-politician voice: Jeremiah

Slick-politician voice, polished, paternal, and evasive

Prompt: Smooth, practiced, and utterly insincere, this male voice deflects every question into a warm cloud of nothing. Polished and paternal, it thanks you for the question it will not answer, pivots to a folksy anecdote, and reassures you that hard-working families are always at the heart of its concern. There is a firm-handshake, trust-me emptiness to it. It sounds like a voice that has never once said what it means and would like your vote regardless.

Script: Well now, that's a great question, and let me just say first of all, thank you for asking it. You know, it reminds me of something my grandfather used to say back on the farm. He'd say, and I'll never forget this, he'd say, "Son, at the end of the day, it's about the hardworking families of the..."