Villain mascot pet: Arden

Villain mascot pet, pompous, fluffy, and self-important

Prompt: A haughty, tiny neutral villain-mascot-pet voice, adorable evil with delusions of grandeur. Its clipped, superior register issues grandiose commands and treat-demands with aristocratic disdain, treating its evil master as staff and world domination as owed tribute. Pompous, fluffy, and hilariously self-important. The villain's fluffy little pet who thinks IT'S the true mastermind.

Script: Ah, the humans have finally noticed me. About time. You think that oaf on the throne is the true villain here? Adorable. I, Fluffy Boss, am the real mastermind. He merely provides the lair, the funding, and the belly rubs. Every evil scheme? My idea.