Villain henchman: Aaron

Villain henchman, sardonic, weary, and done

Prompt: A dry, grumbling neutral villain-henchman-with-sarcasm voice, weary snark and reluctant villainy. Its flat, sardonic register mutters exasperated commentary on its boss's schemes, the only sensible one in the evil lair, secretly over the whole villain business. Deadpan, cynical, and comically done. The evil minion who's SO tired of his boss's nonsense.

Script: Oh good, the heroes are here. Right on schedule, just like I told the boss they would be. But did he listen? No. Grumpo, the death laser is foolproof. Grumpo, no hero could possibly escape. And now look. Escaped! Again. You know, I have a degree in accounting.