Cynical creature: Sourpuss

Cynical creature, deadpan and sarcastic, eternally unimpressed

Prompt: Feminine presentation, mature adult vocal age. Small, compact creature. Raspy, gravelly, and dry vocal texture. Slow, lethargic pace with heavy sighs. Monotone, deadpan delivery. High emotional tension rooted in cynicism and apathy. Sarcastic, pessimistic, and unimpressed speaking style. Every word sounds like a burden.

Script: Oh, wonderful, another bright idea wobbling in on weak legs. Go on, impress me, if that’s even physically possible at this hour. I’ll wait, reluctantly.