Weird facts creator: Anna

Weird facts creator, quirky, delighted, and mischievously trivia-loving

Prompt: A quirky, delighted female voice that drops weird facts with mischievous, gleeful timing. Her bright mid-register is playful and quick, setting up the strange fact with a grin, landing the absurd reveal with a little 'right?!', then immediately teasing the next one. There's a giddy, isn't-the-world-bizarre charm in her tone. The sound of someone who collects useless-but-amazing trivia like candy and hands it out generously, guaranteeing you'll interrupt someone with it within the hour.

Script: Okay, here's one that broke my brain. Honey never spoils. Never! They found 3,000-year-old honey in an Egyptian tomb and it was still totally edible. 3,000 years! Meanwhile, my bread molds if I look at it wrong. Oh, and bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't.