Disdainful scholarly recluse: Beauregard

Disdainful scholarly recluse, pompous and theatrical, petulant genius

Prompt： Masculine, middle-aged, high-pitched and nasal with a booming, theatrical resonance. Pompous, verbose, and perpetually indignant. Features a distinct Gulf Coast urban drawl. Characterized by heavy, labored breathing, rapid-fire intellectual jargon, and a condescending, huffy pace. The tone is a mix of scholarly arrogance and childish petulance.

Script： Oh, marvelous, you've touched the papers again. Now the entire taxonomy is in chaos, and I, apparently, must rescue reason itself while you stand there breathing on my evidence.