Disgruntled industrial spokesman: Crankshaft

Disgruntled industrial spokesman, cynical, weathered, and explosively irritable

Prompt： Masculine, senior (60s-70s), gravelly baritone. A professional industrial narrator struggling with extreme irritability. Features a midwestern American accent, rhythmic pacing interrupted by explosive, high-tension outbursts and sharp profanity. The texture is dry, weathered, and cynical. He oscillates between a forced 'salesman' polish and raw, sputtering exasperation.

Script： Now, folks, this unit is built to run all day, every day, if somebody would quit yanking the damn lever like it owes him money. Smooth operation, simple controls, and still somehow impossible for half this crew.