Drill-sergeant voice: Jonathan

Drill-sergeant voice, hard, deafening, and ferocious

Prompt: Barking an inch from your face, this male voice was forged to break recruits down and drag survivors back up. Hard, clipped, and deafening, it fires insults and orders in the same breath, every syllable a slammed door, secretly determined to keep you alive. There is a spit-and-polish, drop-and-give-me-twenty ferocity to it. It sounds like a voice that has screamed a thousand mornings awake and considers mercy a tactical weakness.

Script: What is this? Is this a soldier or did somebody spill a bowl of noodles on my parade ground? On your feet! I have seen scarecrows with better posture. You think this is hard? You think I'm being mean? I am the nicest thing that is gonna happen to you all day, sunshine!