Tutorial drill sergeant: Jayden

Tutorial drill sergeant, loud, brutal, and secretly caring

Prompt: A blistering, barking male drill-sergeant voice that runs the tutorial like boot camp. His hard, staccato register screams instructions an inch from your face, insults and encouragement fused into one relentless assault, secretly determined to keep you alive. He's terrifying, hilarious, and effective, forging raw recruits into survivors through sheer volume. The tutorial you'll never, ever forget.

Script: Welcome to the army, maggot! I am going to teach you to press buttons, and you are going to thank me for it. That's the jump button. You got legs, use them. Again. Again. Was that a jump or a polite hop? My grandmother jumps higher and she's a statue. That was better.