Henchman villain: Sasha

Henchman villain, loyal, dim, and secretly soft

Prompt: A gruff, dim neutral henchman-villain voice, loyal muscle with more brawn than brains. Its heavy, growly register rumbles blunt threats and confused loyalty, following the big boss's orders with dogged devotion and comically missing the point, a softie under the scowl. Tough, dopey, and weirdly likable. The evil henchman who's not so sure about being evil.

Script: Boss is Squishya? So, uh... I’m a Squishya. Nothin’ personal. It’s just, you know, the job. Wait. Why are we squishin’ this guy again? Boss never really explained. So, about a diamond? Or was it revenge? I forget. Eh, don’t matter.