Minor monster villain: Emerson

Minor monster villain, wannabe-scary, eager, and incompetent

Prompt: A raspy, eager neutral minor-monster-villain voice, wannabe-scary enthusiasm and comic incompetence. Its scratchy register growls big threats that fizzle into whines, adolescent monster ambition tripping over its own claws, secretly desperate for approval. Endearingly evil and hilariously bad at it. A little monster trying SO hard to be a proper villain.

Script: Gwah! Tremble before Nash, terror of the... Hey! Hey! You're supposed to be scared! Why does nobody take me seriously? I've got claws! Look, claws! Okay, they're small claws, but they're sharp... ish. The big villains, they get all the respect. And me?