Mad scientist: Jamie

Mad scientist, eccentric, babbling, and gleefully chaotic

Prompt: A jittery, fast-talking neutral mad-scientist voice babbling brilliance and disaster in equal measure. Its high, excitable register races through half-finished theories and gleeful cackles, brilliance perpetually one beaker from explosion, cheerfully undeterred by the smoke. Eccentric, generous, and slightly dangerous, it treats every invention like a beloved child. Genius in a singed lab coat.

Script: Eureka! Or, wait, no, that's smoke. That's definitely smoke. Fascinating. You see, if I just cross the wires of the dimensional whiska-tron with a lightly cursed toaster—nope, don't touch that, it bites—then theoretically we open a portal, or a bakery.