Masculine or feminine presentation (versatile casting). Adult vocal age. Tall: Monolith

Masculine or feminine presentation (versatile casting). Adult vocal age. Tall, imposing presence. Deadpan, stoic, and dry delivery. Characterized by a flat, rhythmic pace that remains unshaken by chaos. Deep, resonant texture with a cynical or bored undertone. The 'straight man' archetype who delivers surreal or absurd lines with absolute, unblinking seriousness.

Prompt: Masculine or feminine presentation (versatile casting). Adult vocal age. Tall, imposing presence. Deadpan, stoic, and dry delivery. Characterized by a flat, rhythmic pace that remains unshaken by chaos. Deep, resonant texture with a cynical or bored undertone. The 'straight man' archetype who delivers surreal or absurd lines with absolute, unblinking seriousness.

Script: No, I’m not alarmed that the elevator is full of geese. I’m alarmed that they’re more organized than this department, and somehow better dressed.