Passive-aggressive voice: Ariana

Passive-aggressive voice, honeyed, tense, and hostile

Prompt: This female voice built on passive-aggressive sweetness—honeyed, chipper, and dripping with unspoken hostility, every kind word a barely-veiled attack. The tone is bright and syrupy, courtesy stretched tight over resentment, a smile with clenched teeth behind it. There's a suffocating, no-really-it's-fine menace to it. It sounds like a voice that would thank you warmly while quietly plotting your downfall.

Script: No, no! It's totally fine. I mean, I only spent all weekend on it. But sure, we can just throw it all out. That's great! Really! No, I'm not upset. Why would I be upset? I'm so happy you have opinions! It's just so helpful! Anyway... you do you. I'll just fix it. Again. Like always. But it's fine!