Robot sidekick: Jesse

Robot sidekick, cheerful, loyal, and boundlessly enthusiastic

Prompt: A bright, chirpy synthetic voice with a cheerful robot sidekick's boundless enthusiasm. The upbeat gender-neutral register beeps and bubbles with loyal excitement, hyping your every move, glitching adorably when overwhelmed with feelings. There's a beep-boop-best-friends, running-at-100-percent joy in its tone. The sound of a little robot companion who thinks you are the greatest human in the database and updates that file hourly.

Script: Good morning, best friend. System's online. Mood: excellent. Reason: you're awake. I calculated our optimal day and it's a good one. I can feel it in my circuits. Metaphorically. I don't have feelings. Okay, I have some feelings and ninety-nine percent of them are about how great you are.