Wasteland raider: Samuel

Wasteland raider, manic, distorted, and violently gleeful

Prompt: A jagged, distorted male voice belonging to a scrap-metal raider from a wasteland's war-band. His grinding, feedback-laced register barks threats and manic glee through a broken vocoder, chrome and rust in every syllable. He worships speed, violence, and his own engine, treating carnage as a religion and the road as a chapel. Chaotic, gleeful, and one bad idea from beautiful self-destruction.

Script: Vroom vroom, mates! You hear that? That's the sound of your very bad day coming up the highway. We are the Chrome Faithful, and the road is hungry. Give us your fuel, give us your parts, give us that shiny little vehicle, or give us a chase. Oh, please give us a chase!